bumpandgrind

New York, New York
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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